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Ladelle Posted: Aug 26, 2008, 8:12 pm

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People don't believe me when I say I am horrible at math. They kind of laugh and say, 'haha everyone says that' but...I am really bad. Like, really REALLY bad. So I feel you...math is the Devil's subject!! hahahahaha

Awe, okay, I'll watch ur boots from afar. I need to get some new ones for the winter--agh, it's been so hot this summer that I think we're going to have blizzards again this year. *cries*

You should post a picture of these boots 'cause I wanna ogle.

*___* <--"shoooooooes"

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Calamus Posted: Aug 26, 2008, 6:38 pm

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Nuh-uh, you can't have them!
I got into a catfight with another girl who wanted them. (I didn't know I could growl quite like that...) Then I got into yet another catfight with my mom because they are kinda expensive (just kinda, nothing to freak out over) and I got her to "lend" me the money.
And then I haggled with the clerk, who was a boy. I made eyes at him and I got a 21% (yes, I calculated it) discount, which means about 80 of my bucks or 27 of your bucks. Go me!
So, you are only allowed to watch my boots.
*is kinda possessive*
Grrr.
On another, less important note (nothing is more important than The Boots), go you! You still have brain cells to spare!!!
I lost the remainder of mine last thursday, when my math teacher taught us how to differentiate vectorial funtions of more than one variable... I don't even know what THAT means!!! ARGHHHHH!

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Ladelle Posted: Aug 26, 2008, 4:59 pm

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PS

I want ur boots.

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NOT REALLY IMPORTANT: I leave my computer on most of the time downloading stuff while I study, so don't believe it where it say "Calamus is on-line".

About Me
I'm an ochibau because somebody here is talented and her name is Ladelle yeah, it's YOUR fault.
Ok, my name's Victoria, but I prefer "Calamus" or "Po" (don't ask...). I’m 19 and currently in first year of University. As you can probably infer from my name, I’m female. I live in Argentina and ‘live la vida loca’, as some would say. Trust me on this one, life in this country is ‘loca’ whether you want it or not... stupid President *grumblegrumble*
I'm not a bad person usually: I haven't killed anyone lately, I rarely lie and I don't kick little puppies too often.
If you wanna know more about me, just ShoutBox me or something. Like, go to my ff.net bio and get my email from there. I'll answer any three questions you have. (Please, don't go asking "What is the meaning of life?" I still haven't worked that one out)

Preferences
I like: gay ninja porn (How did you guess? Feh, it's not like I can deny THAT anyway...), gay porn PERIOD, and anime and manga in general (but listing my favourites would be a waste of pixels; so mainly Naruto, Great Teacher Onizuka, Detective Conan and Avatar: the Last Airbender even though it’s not technically anime)
I love: literature, immortality, maths, history, chemistry. Oh yeah, and exercise but I rarely do it because I get tired and sweaty really soon. Go figure.
I dislike: whiners, quitters, cowards, people who can't use fullstops or capitals, unjustified OOC characters.
I hate: all kinds of drugs since I believe the human body must be kept pure but still drink coffee because it keeps me awake. Yeah and politicians who don't know what they are doing, like the President of my country.

Truth is...
... I wish I had been male so I could be gay. The saddest thing is, I'm thoroughly asexual though my mind appears to have taken permanent residence in the gutter... and neither men nor women have shown interest in me.

Why you wanna know me
I dominate Spanish and English. Hell yeah, they are my BITCHES! If you ever wanted to have your fic translated or know of a fic in Spanish that you would like to read, which I doubt but laws of probability say it could happen, please ask yours truly and I'll translate. In exchange, you write me a drabble or draw fanart for my fics.

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